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[proactive_with_pep]

She can slay many a thing but captcha is not one of them. Leave your baggage here.

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it's a brownie and ice cream together thing. :) you scoop out the ice cream of whichever flavor you want - after a really bad night and day like today it's cookie-dough-fudge-mint-chip flavor - and you put it in a bowl, crumble up a brownie over the ice cream and then you mix them together as best you can without the ice cream turning to soup bec eww, and then slap it in the cone, add a little of the canned reddi whip and sprinkle with sprinkles

[And it even tastes better than it sounds.

This is why she adores you Diana. She already feels a world better than she did thirty minutes ago and would have woken up in the same mood had she just gone straight to bed grumpy and sad. And when Wonder Woman herself tells you that peoples dickish behavior is them being jealous? Well, you listen and absolutely agree!]

you're right. i'll look at it that way and i promise from now on to not let the petty stuff people try to throw my way bother me. instead i'll let them see it doesn't bother me by not coming close to knocking their teeth down their throats. i will shake it off

[conquer]

[ like our good pal t. swift. ]

And if it does bother you, it's okay. I let petty things bother me all the time.

[ take the day she overheard one of her colleagues pitching the idea batman and superman combined were stronger than wonder woman. although diana's not exactly one to pride herself on being the strongest (who's she kidding, she's proud of it and will forever be of her strength), but even she knew that there was some underlying lies within that whole explanation. ]

Isn't that too many flavors? Cookie dough, fudge, mint, then brownie? How do you taste everything else in there?

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you do?

wait
people say stuff about you?

[That seemed impossible. But men were men, who she figures are the culprits behind making Diana have to listen to petty, absurd and frankly utter bullshit. Wonder Woman was better than any of them, and anyone. Buffy herself could and would testify to that.]

no way! it's the right amount of flavors. like when you get tired of tasting the chocolate you can taste the mint. plus i'm pretty sure the whole combo of flavors like that is some sort of magic fix-all concoction :D

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oh! oni!
who's oni?

you mean a whole glass or even a sip?
also why?

[Clearly she needs things explained or she'll want to try the thing.]


chicken
unless it's those Jamaican beef patties
or hamburgers

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[koishi_komeiji]

I thought you were the slayer.

[ Even though it was a text message the sarcasm was palpable. ]

Oni are powerful Japanese demons. Like how I'm a youkai and all. Oni really like to drink and party.

[proactive_with_pep]

i am! i'm just not miss slayer-encyclopedia lol
that's why i have Giles :D

we don't get many Oni around here. or not that i'm aware of. drink and party? they don't sound too bad
are they bad?

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[proactive_with_pep]

your definition of small does not resemble our Earth definition. not by a long shot. while i can understand it to a point, i can't entirely, no. seeing as i don't have siblings i am by default the favorite. i think it's safe to say no one person, angel, demon or whatever will top your lashing out in teenage rebellion. you will forever hold the title

okay, so they're not pure demons? doesn't make the fact they're still murdering innocent beings and praising your name any less damaging. oh yeah, i just bet that's a tough gig for you, huh? making sure the worst of the worst are suffering for their sins in the most excruciating ways possible must be a burden. you couldn't, idk, outsource some help to keep them under control? it's not good enough! you're the king of demons and yet - actually you know what forget it. my friends and i will keep sending them right back home to you

you do know what a favor is right? it's a gesture made out of kindness. what you're in the business of is deals. i do favors and never expect to be owed for it. ever. mhmm, right. harmless. until those so-called favors trickle to one person whose debt isn't so harmless. they eventually come to that point, don't they? i mean someone has to have paid a steep fine for making a deal with you

i seriously cannot believe i'm having a conversation through texts with Lucifer. yet still i'm not as shocked as i feel i should be

do you have everyone's number or am i just one of the lucky ones?

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i'm sure he would make everyone one. all i have to do is ask him and he wouldn't be able to refuse

[she knows not to use her powers for evil but having Angel make grilled cheeses for Diana and her boys isn't evil.]

i guess i feel bad. i mean i know he wouldn't mind, but i don't want him to feel like i'm making him wear colors he might not like just to please me? he seems to be stuck in his dark colored clothing ways :/

maybe Bruce can chime in about how a little pop of different shades can't hurt? that way he's at the receiving end of Angel's scowling

[conquer]

I'll ask Bruce, just for you.

[ he'll say no. they both surely know that. ]

Although, I might ask Clark. Bruce isn't very good at identifying what other colors are, let alone different shades of grey. I want Angel to have a fighting chance at wearing the best colors for his complexion.

[ ... which black always suits. let's not tell him that, his head will grow huge. ]

Do you think if we put Angel and Bruce in the same room, color will suddenly appear?

[proactive_with_pep]

[she totally knows that. but to bother Bruce is always fun.]

Clark is way better to ask, yes! he wears red and blue and actual other colors outside of the superhero portion of his life. and Clark is so patient and kind

as long as we omit telling Angel the black works with his pale complexion i will be happy :D

no. i think the color would somehow drain - no vampire pun intended - from the room. do you think they'd feel like kindred brooding spirits? like, maybe they'd smile a little knowing the other is the same?

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[proactive_with_pep]

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how many?
i mean if you could have x amount of kid(s)

it's a nice thought but
unless there's suddenly an army of Slayers
i'm kinda stuck with the gig until the end

and do you think you'll actually stop being Spider-Man at some point?

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't know. I feel like that's the sort of thing you have to decide after you have one. Just... do I want another?

Why can't there be an army of Slayers?

Not stop

But maybe slow down?

[proactive_with_pep]

right. yeah. one or two or...i mean do you have a max?

and i mean my power isn't through genes
would yours be?
i'm picturing spider-baby crawling on walls

the whole "one girl in all the world" puts a damper on an army. plus i think Faith would have to die for another to be called since i already kinda did

slowing down is good
let the next generation of superheros take over

that's what you are to mister Stark and Captain America and the other Avengers, right?
you're the start of the new line of Avengers :)

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i'd have to use a little more pressure than normal if i wanna leave markings long enough to be noticeable on your skin ;)

big or small birds?
i ask because giant spiders could be cool
you know when life throws you lemons
or in my case bug people
like
worm guy assassins and praying mantis teachers

[whateveraspidercan]

I am okay with you spending a little more time and using a little more force if that’s what it takes 😈

Uhhhh
I don’t think there are any spiders that big
Except me I guess

[proactive_with_pep]

wonder how much of "a little more force" it'll take to make you whimper?

make sure to remember this later when you're covered in teeth marks
loving teeth marks!
not angry puppy teeth marks

there might be
magic and science love throwing surprises our way
but you're the sexiest spider
completely not shoe smushing material

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oh come on there has to be some kind of weird thing happening in ny

if not were-humans, maybe aliens?
demons?
flash mob?
idk

[starkinternship]

i mean - there might be. but i'm hanging out at home, so i dunno about it.

you know - i've never seen a flash mob happen? you'd think i'd have seen at least one living here, right?

[proactive_with_pep]

but you think there might be aliens or demons wandering around ny?

i would have really thought you'd have seen one by now
hey maybe this is your chance to get one going?

i once thought i saw a flash mob in la
turns out there was just a really awesome sale at the container store

we take our storage v srsly around here lol

a month or 2 after IWRY?

[angelusliam]

I got a cellphone for Christmas. Strangely enough, it's only got 3 numbers in it, and one of them is for the office.

[ he won't mention that the other one - that's not hers - is Cordelia's. he's pretty sure Cordelia expects him to call or text any time a potential client comes in. ]

So, I thought we might try something different. Somewhere between 'pretending we can be together' and 'absolutely avoiding each other entirely.'

...if you think that's something
we can do.

Or, y'know, you can ignore all of this, and I'll take the hint.

works for me1 :3

[proactive_with_pep]

( it takes rereading his messages twice before realizing who this is. his new cellphone number not listed under any of her existing contacts.

well, now it is. )

for future reference
you need to tell people who you are when initially texting them
that way they don't think you're some random weirdo
but rather a weirdo they do know

and to answer your not-so-question
i do think it's something we can do
on the condition you don't go spamming me with minion gifs

( she suffers her mother doing that to her enough, thank you. )

also, hi

[angelusliam]

...sorry. I didn't think about that.

I'm new to all of this fancy 21st century technology stuff. Hard enough keeping track of the 20th century.

[ he thinks about making a joke about the industrial revolution, but he doesn't want buffy to complain about her history grades, or making her feel stupid - absolutely not what he'd mean to do, anyway - or tell him he's older than dirt. his sense of humor really takes a blow around...anybody he tries to joke with. and they wonder why he's so good at brooding. ]

...I don't know what minion gifs are, so I guess you're safe on that front.

[ and now he's back to her last message, which makes him smile, just like it did the first time he saw it when it popped up. ]

Hi.

text-verse

[biteandavoid]

Did you know Wesley never went back to England?
He's been traveling the US as a "rogue-demon hunter."

[proactive_with_pep]

😂
omg
please tell me you're lying

[biteandavoid]

No, I'm not.
According to him, "his slayer fired him, and the council wouldn't foot the airfare home."
I'm paraphrasing.

He's actually not bad... I mean, he does know a lot about demons.