your definition of small does not resemble our Earth definition. not by a long shot. while i can understand it to a point, i can't entirely, no. seeing as i don't have siblings i am by default the favorite. i think it's safe to say no one person, angel, demon or whatever will top your lashing out in teenage rebellion. you will forever hold the title
okay, so they're not pure demons? doesn't make the fact they're still murdering innocent beings and praising your name any less damaging. oh yeah, i just bet that's a tough gig for you, huh? making sure the worst of the worst are suffering for their sins in the most excruciating ways possible must be a burden. you couldn't, idk, outsource some help to keep them under control? it's not good enough! you're the king of demons and yet - actually you know what forget it. my friends and i will keep sending them right back home to you
you do know what a favor is right? it's a gesture made out of kindness. what you're in the business of is deals. i do favors and never expect to be owed for it. ever. mhmm, right. harmless. until those so-called favors trickle to one person whose debt isn't so harmless. they eventually come to that point, don't they? i mean someone has to have paid a steep fine for making a deal with you
i seriously cannot believe i'm having a conversation through texts with Lucifer. yet still i'm not as shocked as i feel i should be
do you have everyone's number or am i just one of the lucky ones?
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okay, so they're not pure demons? doesn't make the fact they're still murdering innocent beings and praising your name any less damaging. oh yeah, i just bet that's a tough gig for you, huh? making sure the worst of the worst are suffering for their sins in the most excruciating ways possible must be a burden. you couldn't, idk, outsource some help to keep them under control? it's not good enough! you're the king of demons and yet - actually you know what forget it. my friends and i will keep sending them right back home to you
you do know what a favor is right? it's a gesture made out of kindness. what you're in the business of is deals. i do favors and never expect to be owed for it. ever. mhmm, right. harmless. until those so-called favors trickle to one person whose debt isn't so harmless. they eventually come to that point, don't they? i mean someone has to have paid a steep fine for making a deal with you
i seriously cannot believe i'm having a conversation through texts with Lucifer. yet still i'm not as shocked as i feel i should be
do you have everyone's number or am i just one of the lucky ones?