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proactive_with_pep) wrote2018-08-19 10:13 am
proactive_with_pep) wrote2018-08-19 10:13 am
TFLN + GEN TEXTS + MEME OVERFLOW
She can slay many a thing but captcha is not one of them. Leave your baggage here.
She can slay many a thing but captcha is not one of them. Leave your baggage here.
[continued from here.]
it's a brownie and ice cream together thing. :) you scoop out the ice cream of whichever flavor you want - after a really bad night and day like today it's cookie-dough-fudge-mint-chip flavor - and you put it in a bowl, crumble up a brownie over the ice cream and then you mix them together as best you can without the ice cream turning to soup bec eww, and then slap it in the cone, add a little of the canned reddi whip and sprinkle with sprinkles
[And it even tastes better than it sounds.
This is why she adores you Diana. She already feels a world better than she did thirty minutes ago and would have woken up in the same mood had she just gone straight to bed grumpy and sad. And when Wonder Woman herself tells you that peoples dickish behavior is them being jealous? Well, you listen and absolutely agree!]
you're right. i'll look at it that way and i promise from now on to not let the petty stuff people try to throw my way bother me. instead i'll let them see it doesn't bother me by not coming close to knocking their teeth down their throats. i will shake it off
it's a brownie and ice cream together thing. :) you scoop out the ice cream of whichever flavor you want - after a really bad night and day like today it's cookie-dough-fudge-mint-chip flavor - and you put it in a bowl, crumble up a brownie over the ice cream and then you mix them together as best you can without the ice cream turning to soup bec eww, and then slap it in the cone, add a little of the canned reddi whip and sprinkle with sprinkles
[And it even tastes better than it sounds.
This is why she adores you Diana. She already feels a world better than she did thirty minutes ago and would have woken up in the same mood had she just gone straight to bed grumpy and sad. And when Wonder Woman herself tells you that peoples dickish behavior is them being jealous? Well, you listen and absolutely agree!]
you're right. i'll look at it that way and i promise from now on to not let the petty stuff people try to throw my way bother me. instead i'll let them see it doesn't bother me by not coming close to knocking their teeth down their throats. i will shake it off
[ like our good pal t. swift. ]
And if it does bother you, it's okay. I let petty things bother me all the time.
[ take the day she overheard one of her colleagues pitching the idea batman and superman combined were stronger than wonder woman. although diana's not exactly one to pride herself on being the strongest (who's she kidding, she's proud of it and will forever be of her strength), but even she knew that there was some underlying lies within that whole explanation. ]
Isn't that too many flavors? Cookie dough, fudge, mint, then brownie? How do you taste everything else in there?
And if it does bother you, it's okay. I let petty things bother me all the time.
[ take the day she overheard one of her colleagues pitching the idea batman and superman combined were stronger than wonder woman. although diana's not exactly one to pride herself on being the strongest (who's she kidding, she's proud of it and will forever be of her strength), but even she knew that there was some underlying lies within that whole explanation. ]
Isn't that too many flavors? Cookie dough, fudge, mint, then brownie? How do you taste everything else in there?
you do?
wait
people say stuff about you?
[That seemed impossible. But men were men, who she figures are the culprits behind making Diana have to listen to petty, absurd and frankly utter bullshit. Wonder Woman was better than any of them, and anyone. Buffy herself could and would testify to that.]
no way! it's the right amount of flavors. like when you get tired of tasting the chocolate you can taste the mint. plus i'm pretty sure the whole combo of flavors like that is some sort of magic fix-all concoction :D
wait
people say stuff about you?
[That seemed impossible. But men were men, who she figures are the culprits behind making Diana have to listen to petty, absurd and frankly utter bullshit. Wonder Woman was better than any of them, and anyone. Buffy herself could and would testify to that.]
no way! it's the right amount of flavors. like when you get tired of tasting the chocolate you can taste the mint. plus i'm pretty sure the whole combo of flavors like that is some sort of magic fix-all concoction :D
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oh! oni!
who's oni?
you mean a whole glass or even a sip?
also why?
[Clearly she needs things explained or she'll want to try the thing.]
chicken
unless it's those Jamaican beef patties
or hamburgers
oh! oni!
who's oni?
you mean a whole glass or even a sip?
also why?
[Clearly she needs things explained or she'll want to try the thing.]
chicken
unless it's those Jamaican beef patties
or hamburgers
I thought you were the slayer.
[ Even though it was a text message the sarcasm was palpable. ]
Oni are powerful Japanese demons. Like how I'm a youkai and all. Oni really like to drink and party.
[ Even though it was a text message the sarcasm was palpable. ]
Oni are powerful Japanese demons. Like how I'm a youkai and all. Oni really like to drink and party.
Of course. There's articles everywhere denouncing Wonder Woman, along with Batman, Superman, and the cat burglar — Catwoman. Some of it's hurtful, some of it's entertaining to read, even though they write such horrible things.
Even the Amazons sometimes said bad things about one another. I've learned this is just the way people are.
[ sometimes there were harsh words exchanged even between the amazons. diana never wished to be the fly on the wall when antiope and hippolyta were left alone together after her mother's discovery of her training. ]
I'll trust you to not lead me astray. If it's a flavor explosion, I can't say no. Ice-cream was one of the first things I loved about people.
Even the Amazons sometimes said bad things about one another. I've learned this is just the way people are.
[ sometimes there were harsh words exchanged even between the amazons. diana never wished to be the fly on the wall when antiope and hippolyta were left alone together after her mother's discovery of her training. ]
I'll trust you to not lead me astray. If it's a flavor explosion, I can't say no. Ice-cream was one of the first things I loved about people.
i am! i'm just not miss slayer-encyclopedia lol
that's why i have Giles :D
we don't get many Oni around here. or not that i'm aware of. drink and party? they don't sound too bad
are they bad?
that's why i have Giles :D
we don't get many Oni around here. or not that i'm aware of. drink and party? they don't sound too bad
are they bad?
Well, I mean. They eat people. Most youkai feed on humans in some capacity. But oni can be honorable at times if you beat them in fair combat. Depends on the oni.
There was a long period of silence and then Buffy would hear her window opening. Koishi appeared moments later with a basket that smelled like 12 different roasted meats.
"I'm here for brownies!"
There was a long period of silence and then Buffy would hear her window opening. Koishi appeared moments later with a basket that smelled like 12 different roasted meats.
"I'm here for brownies!"
She was going to respond, but really what else was she going to say to that? Plus she was a little busy texting Giles, one sided at that, asking him a million and one questions about the Oni. None of which were answered because it was Giles and he was likely sound asleep with some dusty book, or his phone was off on purpose or from a dead battery. At least she was responsible enough to keep a charged phone at all times.
"You know you can use the front door, right? My mom doesn't mind." Buffy said, reaching out to grab Koishi's arm and help her through the window, having first taken the basket from and setting it to the side.
"What did you bring?" She can't but ask as the scent of what was in the basket filled her nose, stomach growling.
"You know you can use the front door, right? My mom doesn't mind." Buffy said, reaching out to grab Koishi's arm and help her through the window, having first taken the basket from and setting it to the side.
"What did you bring?" She can't but ask as the scent of what was in the basket filled her nose, stomach growling.
"But I can fly." As if that was the perfect answer to the window comment.
"Oh! All sorts of things." She began rummaging. "Beef, chicken, pork, rice, vegetables..." She took each out in kind. "Oh! Here's some duck! I almost brought the meat that nice lady from the morgue gave me but Sis told me that would make you lose your appetite so I'll have that later."
Well, she was a youkai.
"Also, bacon!" She pulled out some tinfoil filled to the brim with strips of maple bacon. "This is the most delicious meat ever! You should try some!"
Wasn't she supposed to be here for brownies?
"Oh! All sorts of things." She began rummaging. "Beef, chicken, pork, rice, vegetables..." She took each out in kind. "Oh! Here's some duck! I almost brought the meat that nice lady from the morgue gave me but Sis told me that would make you lose your appetite so I'll have that later."
Well, she was a youkai.
"Also, bacon!" She pulled out some tinfoil filled to the brim with strips of maple bacon. "This is the most delicious meat ever! You should try some!"
Wasn't she supposed to be here for brownies?
your definition of small does not resemble our Earth definition. not by a long shot. while i can understand it to a point, i can't entirely, no. seeing as i don't have siblings i am by default the favorite. i think it's safe to say no one person, angel, demon or whatever will top your lashing out in teenage rebellion. you will forever hold the title
okay, so they're not pure demons? doesn't make the fact they're still murdering innocent beings and praising your name any less damaging. oh yeah, i just bet that's a tough gig for you, huh? making sure the worst of the worst are suffering for their sins in the most excruciating ways possible must be a burden. you couldn't, idk, outsource some help to keep them under control? it's not good enough! you're the king of demons and yet - actually you know what forget it. my friends and i will keep sending them right back home to you
you do know what a favor is right? it's a gesture made out of kindness. what you're in the business of is deals. i do favors and never expect to be owed for it. ever. mhmm, right. harmless. until those so-called favors trickle to one person whose debt isn't so harmless. they eventually come to that point, don't they? i mean someone has to have paid a steep fine for making a deal with you
i seriously cannot believe i'm having a conversation through texts with Lucifer. yet still i'm not as shocked as i feel i should be
do you have everyone's number or am i just one of the lucky ones?
okay, so they're not pure demons? doesn't make the fact they're still murdering innocent beings and praising your name any less damaging. oh yeah, i just bet that's a tough gig for you, huh? making sure the worst of the worst are suffering for their sins in the most excruciating ways possible must be a burden. you couldn't, idk, outsource some help to keep them under control? it's not good enough! you're the king of demons and yet - actually you know what forget it. my friends and i will keep sending them right back home to you
you do know what a favor is right? it's a gesture made out of kindness. what you're in the business of is deals. i do favors and never expect to be owed for it. ever. mhmm, right. harmless. until those so-called favors trickle to one person whose debt isn't so harmless. they eventually come to that point, don't they? i mean someone has to have paid a steep fine for making a deal with you
i seriously cannot believe i'm having a conversation through texts with Lucifer. yet still i'm not as shocked as i feel i should be
do you have everyone's number or am i just one of the lucky ones?
[cont from here.]
i'm sure he would make everyone one. all i have to do is ask him and he wouldn't be able to refuse
[she knows not to use her powers for evil but having Angel make grilled cheeses for Diana and her boys isn't evil.]
i guess i feel bad. i mean i know he wouldn't mind, but i don't want him to feel like i'm making him wear colors he might not like just to please me? he seems to be stuck in his dark colored clothing ways :/
maybe Bruce can chime in about how a little pop of different shades can't hurt? that way he's at the receiving end of Angel's scowling
i'm sure he would make everyone one. all i have to do is ask him and he wouldn't be able to refuse
[she knows not to use her powers for evil but having Angel make grilled cheeses for Diana and her boys isn't evil.]
i guess i feel bad. i mean i know he wouldn't mind, but i don't want him to feel like i'm making him wear colors he might not like just to please me? he seems to be stuck in his dark colored clothing ways :/
maybe Bruce can chime in about how a little pop of different shades can't hurt? that way he's at the receiving end of Angel's scowling
[cont from here.]
how many?
i mean if you could have x amount of kid(s)
it's a nice thought but
unless there's suddenly an army of Slayers
i'm kinda stuck with the gig until the end
and do you think you'll actually stop being Spider-Man at some point?
how many?
i mean if you could have x amount of kid(s)
it's a nice thought but
unless there's suddenly an army of Slayers
i'm kinda stuck with the gig until the end
and do you think you'll actually stop being Spider-Man at some point?
I don't know. I feel like that's the sort of thing you have to decide after you have one. Just... do I want another?
Why can't there be an army of Slayers?
Not stop
But maybe slow down?
Why can't there be an army of Slayers?
Not stop
But maybe slow down?
I'll ask Bruce, just for you.
[ he'll say no. they both surely know that. ]
Although, I might ask Clark. Bruce isn't very good at identifying what other colors are, let alone different shades of grey. I want Angel to have a fighting chance at wearing the best colors for his complexion.
[ ... which black always suits. let's not tell him that, his head will grow huge. ]
Do you think if we put Angel and Bruce in the same room, color will suddenly appear?
[ he'll say no. they both surely know that. ]
Although, I might ask Clark. Bruce isn't very good at identifying what other colors are, let alone different shades of grey. I want Angel to have a fighting chance at wearing the best colors for his complexion.
[ ... which black always suits. let's not tell him that, his head will grow huge. ]
Do you think if we put Angel and Bruce in the same room, color will suddenly appear?
right. yeah. one or two or...i mean do you have a max?
and i mean my power isn't through genes
would yours be?
i'm picturing spider-baby crawling on walls
the whole "one girl in all the world" puts a damper on an army. plus i think Faith would have to die for another to be called since i already kinda did
slowing down is good
let the next generation of superheros take over
that's what you are to mister Stark and Captain America and the other Avengers, right?
you're the start of the new line of Avengers :)
and i mean my power isn't through genes
would yours be?
i'm picturing spider-baby crawling on walls
the whole "one girl in all the world" puts a damper on an army. plus i think Faith would have to die for another to be called since i already kinda did
slowing down is good
let the next generation of superheros take over
that's what you are to mister Stark and Captain America and the other Avengers, right?
you're the start of the new line of Avengers :)
Oh jeez. Like five I guess?
But it might turn out that just one is enough
I think it would be. My DNA has been permanently changed
But like
How did you get picked? Is it just random or are there a bunch of potentials where you could just unlock the Slayer badassness with the right spell?
I think Cap and Mr. Stark just don't like the idea of me heroing without them being able to boss me around
But it might turn out that just one is enough
I think it would be. My DNA has been permanently changed
But like
How did you get picked? Is it just random or are there a bunch of potentials where you could just unlock the Slayer badassness with the right spell?
I think Cap and Mr. Stark just don't like the idea of me heroing without them being able to boss me around
FIVE?
three is a lot
five is like half way to a football team i think?
we're both only children
while times it's not so bad
i always wanted a sibling
did you?
so our hypothetical baby would be able to crawl on walls then?
wait!
spiders have hundreds of babies
you don't think that could happen with your DNA right? or is that for girl spiders only?
idk really. fate i guess. there are potentials everywhere and they may or may not get called in their lifetime. once they reach a certain age the potential vanishes as Giles explained it to me
tbh i don't have any idea how the first Slayer came to be...but i should
they don't want you to get hurt is all
you're young
they're old farts
and you kinda like being bossed around
by me anyway
;)
three is a lot
five is like half way to a football team i think?
we're both only children
while times it's not so bad
i always wanted a sibling
did you?
so our hypothetical baby would be able to crawl on walls then?
wait!
spiders have hundreds of babies
you don't think that could happen with your DNA right? or is that for girl spiders only?
idk really. fate i guess. there are potentials everywhere and they may or may not get called in their lifetime. once they reach a certain age the potential vanishes as Giles explained it to me
tbh i don't have any idea how the first Slayer came to be...but i should
they don't want you to get hurt is all
you're young
they're old farts
and you kinda like being bossed around
by me anyway
;)
[she totally knows that. but to bother Bruce is always fun.]
Clark is way better to ask, yes! he wears red and blue and actual other colors outside of the superhero portion of his life. and Clark is so patient and kind
as long as we omit telling Angel the black works with his pale complexion i will be happy :D
no. i think the color would somehow drain - no vampire pun intended - from the room. do you think they'd feel like kindred brooding spirits? like, maybe they'd smile a little knowing the other is the same?
Clark is way better to ask, yes! he wears red and blue and actual other colors outside of the superhero portion of his life. and Clark is so patient and kind
as long as we omit telling Angel the black works with his pale complexion i will be happy :D
no. i think the color would somehow drain - no vampire pun intended - from the room. do you think they'd feel like kindred brooding spirits? like, maybe they'd smile a little knowing the other is the same?
If they smile, we might have another apocalypse on our hands.
I think we might need to rethink this idea. Perhaps let them meet in the dark where they can't see one another.
[ vampires don't have night vision, right? except bruce does. this secondary plan in response to the first plan is already falling to bits. ]
I think we might need to rethink this idea. Perhaps let them meet in the dark where they can't see one another.
[ vampires don't have night vision, right? except bruce does. this secondary plan in response to the first plan is already falling to bits. ]
Why are you making me pick a number and then shaming me for the number you made me pick?!
I used to think about what it would be like to have sibling
But then I think about how hard that would have been on Uncle Ben and Aunt May
Lol... I would not give someone hundreds of babies Probably. I probably wouldn't
There has to be a way to unlock that potential. We already know it's possible to have two at a time, why not more? Like... the really messed up, scientifically curious part of me wonders if medically stopping someone's heart and then restarting it would "work" NOT THAT I WOULD EVER SUGGEST THAT BUT I AM JUST CURIOUS ACADEMICALLY!
I like when YOU boss me around. Not anyone else
i'm not shaming you! i'm just thinking, 'whoa that's a big number'?
but i would also have 5 kids with you
if you wanted
you think it would have been hard for them if you had an older sibling? younger i can see how it could have been hard because you were young when you started to live with them
and i know text isn't the time for it but when you wanna tell me, or IF you ever wanna tell me i'd like to hear about your parents and any memories you have
i love you and wanna know everything about you
and i swear that sounds way less creepy when i say it out loud and not in text font
"i probably" doesn't help yanno. you can't control how many babies you give
like you said, a spell to make all potentials a Slayer? i don't think it works like that. it would have to be strong magic or an item with magic. and also a powerful witch or warlock would have to cast it and i only know Willow and Giles and Ethan. but he's not one we go to for nice magic or any magic because he's bad. super bad. costume wearing people changing bad. did i mention bad?
PETER! YOU JUST DID. you totally just suggested that. i mean not actually suggesting someone to try it on but there was suggestion nonetheless
is that safe to do? stopping someone's heart and bringing them back to life for science and not for general oops they're dead we have to save them? and we kinda know it works to an extent but it would have to be Faith's heart in any case i think
you should tell mister Stark and Captain Spangle Tight Pants that
be "hey! i only take orders from buffy so ask her first and she can tell me if she'll let me do the thing" ;)
but i would also have 5 kids with you
if you wanted
you think it would have been hard for them if you had an older sibling? younger i can see how it could have been hard because you were young when you started to live with them
and i know text isn't the time for it but when you wanna tell me, or IF you ever wanna tell me i'd like to hear about your parents and any memories you have
i love you and wanna know everything about you
and i swear that sounds way less creepy when i say it out loud and not in text font
"i probably" doesn't help yanno. you can't control how many babies you give
like you said, a spell to make all potentials a Slayer? i don't think it works like that. it would have to be strong magic or an item with magic. and also a powerful witch or warlock would have to cast it and i only know Willow and Giles and Ethan. but he's not one we go to for nice magic or any magic because he's bad. super bad. costume wearing people changing bad. did i mention bad?
PETER! YOU JUST DID. you totally just suggested that. i mean not actually suggesting someone to try it on but there was suggestion nonetheless
is that safe to do? stopping someone's heart and bringing them back to life for science and not for general oops they're dead we have to save them? and we kinda know it works to an extent but it would have to be Faith's heart in any case i think
you should tell mister Stark and Captain Spangle Tight Pants that
be "hey! i only take orders from buffy so ask her first and she can tell me if she'll let me do the thing" ;)
I would want one and then see where it goes from there <3
Next time we're in person I'd like to tell you about them. It's hard to talk about them but... they'd like you so it would kind of like them getting to know you
Well... maybe something to look into
What about stopping the Slayer spell?
I mean... they "kill" people medically. It's not 100% safe but they do it sometimes. But that seems like something the government would do to built a Slayer army
Mr. Stark would probably be proud and Captain America would be embarrassed
Next time we're in person I'd like to tell you about them. It's hard to talk about them but... they'd like you so it would kind of like them getting to know you
Well... maybe something to look into
What about stopping the Slayer spell?
I mean... they "kill" people medically. It's not 100% safe but they do it sometimes. But that seems like something the government would do to built a Slayer army
Mr. Stark would probably be proud and Captain America would be embarrassed
one is a good number to start with
even if you want to talk a little about them and then stop bec it's hard or you're not ready and talk about them again at a later point or date is fine <3
stopping it as in making no more? like Faith is where this ends?
...
do you think the government would do that? if they knew about Slayers and actual magical, not science made, powers
lol! don't actually say that ever to anyone. unless it's a thing you do not want to do! then i don't care about embarrassment either and will have your back
even if you want to talk a little about them and then stop bec it's hard or you're not ready and talk about them again at a later point or date is fine <3
stopping it as in making no more? like Faith is where this ends?
...
do you think the government would do that? if they knew about Slayers and actual magical, not science made, powers
lol! don't actually say that ever to anyone. unless it's a thing you do not want to do! then i don't care about embarrassment either and will have your back
Good thing that's the most common number to have at a time
Thanks for understanding. You're the best
Yeah. You and Faith would be the last ones.
Maybe? Maybe not ours but like... Hydra or something for sure.
I kind of want to tell it to someone? A lot of times I want to tell people lots of stuff about what we do because I'm so proud of it
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