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it's a brownie and ice cream together thing. :) you scoop out the ice cream of whichever flavor you want - after a really bad night and day like today it's cookie-dough-fudge-mint-chip flavor - and you put it in a bowl, crumble up a brownie over the ice cream and then you mix them together as best you can without the ice cream turning to soup bec eww, and then slap it in the cone, add a little of the canned reddi whip and sprinkle with sprinkles

[And it even tastes better than it sounds.

This is why she adores you Diana. She already feels a world better than she did thirty minutes ago and would have woken up in the same mood had she just gone straight to bed grumpy and sad. And when Wonder Woman herself tells you that peoples dickish behavior is them being jealous? Well, you listen and absolutely agree!]

you're right. i'll look at it that way and i promise from now on to not let the petty stuff people try to throw my way bother me. instead i'll let them see it doesn't bother me by not coming close to knocking their teeth down their throats. i will shake it off

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oh! oni!
who's oni?

you mean a whole glass or even a sip?
also why?

[Clearly she needs things explained or she'll want to try the thing.]

chicken
unless it's those Jamaican beef patties
or hamburgers

your definition of small does not resemble our Earth definition. not by a long shot. while i can understand it to a point, i can't entirely, no. seeing as i don't have siblings i am by default the favorite. i think it's safe to say no one person, angel, demon or whatever will top your lashing out in teenage rebellion. you will forever hold the title

okay, so they're not pure demons? doesn't make the fact they're still murdering innocent beings and praising your name any less damaging. oh yeah, i just bet that's a tough gig for you, huh? making sure the worst of the worst are suffering for their sins in the most excruciating ways possible must be a burden. you couldn't, idk, outsource some help to keep them under control? it's not good enough! you're the king of demons and yet - actually you know what forget it. my friends and i will keep sending them right back home to you

you do know what a favor is right? it's a gesture made out of kindness. what you're in the business of is deals. i do favors and never expect to be owed for it. ever. mhmm, right. harmless. until those so-called favors trickle to one person whose debt isn't so harmless. they eventually come to that point, don't they? i mean someone has to have paid a steep fine for making a deal with you

i seriously cannot believe i'm having a conversation through texts with Lucifer. yet still i'm not as shocked as i feel i should be

do you have everyone's number or am i just one of the lucky ones?

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i'm sure he would make everyone one. all i have to do is ask him and he wouldn't be able to refuse

[she knows not to use her powers for evil but having Angel make grilled cheeses for Diana and her boys isn't evil.]

i guess i feel bad. i mean i know he wouldn't mind, but i don't want him to feel like i'm making him wear colors he might not like just to please me? he seems to be stuck in his dark colored clothing ways :/

maybe Bruce can chime in about how a little pop of different shades can't hurt? that way he's at the receiving end of Angel's scowling

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how many?
i mean if you could have x amount of kid(s)

it's a nice thought but
unless there's suddenly an army of Slayers
i'm kinda stuck with the gig until the end

and do you think you'll actually stop being Spider-Man at some point?

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i'd have to use a little more pressure than normal if i wanna leave markings long enough to be noticeable on your skin ;)

big or small birds?
i ask because giant spiders could be cool
you know when life throws you lemons
or in my case bug people
like
worm guy assassins and praying mantis teachers

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oh come on there has to be some kind of weird thing happening in ny

if not were-humans, maybe aliens?
demons?
flash mob?
idk

I got a cellphone for Christmas. Strangely enough, it's only got 3 numbers in it, and one of them is for the office.

[ he won't mention that the other one - that's not hers - is Cordelia's. he's pretty sure Cordelia expects him to call or text any time a potential client comes in. ]

So, I thought we might try something different. Somewhere between 'pretending we can be together' and 'absolutely avoiding each other entirely.'

...if you think that's something
we can do.

Or, y'know, you can ignore all of this, and I'll take the hint.

Edited (i know html it's fine) 2022-03-10 03:53 (UTC)

Did you know Wesley never went back to England?
He's been traveling the US as a "rogue-demon hunter."

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