TFLN + GEN TEXTS + MEME OVERFLOW

[proactive_with_pep]

She can slay many a thing but captcha is not one of them. Leave your baggage here.

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[whateveraspidercan]

But then you'd just get it out of the way

I'm totally not the one having them grow inside my body and then get pushed out though

You mean like SHIELD or police or the military or fire fighters? I think people would volunteer

Well, what if I showed up as Spider-Man and flirted with you and you totally flirted back?

[proactive_with_pep]

😒😑 so much no. twice the diaper changing and cowlick or whatever they have that makes them cry a lot. and sometimes there's no pushing and they CUT YOU OPEN OHGOD

i guess? but the Council would do it i guess? even tho i don't trust them at all, so maybe i could decide?

when you say flirt you mean words only or are you talking flirting with use of body parts? as in total gropage and making out flirting?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay let's not freak ourselves over something that is like... way, way, way in the future

Why does the Council even get to make the choices?

Is it bad if I mean total gropage and making out flirting?

[proactive_with_pep]

right! plus 20+ years into the future should let science come along way by then

idk but that's a REALLY good question i'm going to bring up to Giles. but not Wesley. he'd go run and tell the actual Council, the twerp




you're okay with me looking like a big hoe in front of my best friends?

. . .

because i totally am! 🤣 only since it's pretend and Spider-Man is actually YOU

[whateveraspidercan]

The answer to why is probably "because old dudes"

That doesn't make you a hoe!

And yeah, the only reason I'm okay with it too is because it's really me. lol

Are they going to think you've turned evil or something though?

[proactive_with_pep]

no offense to you, but why is it always men messing with crap they shouldn't be?

in Xander and Willow's eyes it should make me one! i'm with you and suddenly i'm making out and getting touchy-feely with a masked superhero? if you did that you'd be a hoe too. gender does not apply to hoes 😉

evil or a skank. maybe both? but it'll be worth it. they're going to love you all the more after this, so be prepared for 999,999 questions from Xander.

ooo! we should do this to Ned, too. but different. since i don't wear a mask and he doesn't know i'm a Slayer.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well Because we make sure other people can't mess with stuff.

Yesss. Is it bad that I'm excited to do this??

And we can totally get you a costume for when you come out here and we can mess with Ned.

[proactive_with_pep]

uh huh 🤨

lol no. i'm excited too. just not sure if it's more for making out with you or for my friends finally getting to know who you are

the replica black widow one or cop one i have aren't going to work. although maybe catwoman or batgirl? that'd be kind of funny

does it make us a little bad for enjoying messing with our friends?

[whateveraspidercan]

I mean, we kind of do. It's one of the ways dudes are so crappy

You could come up with your own hero or villain persona?

If it does then it makes me a little bad too

[proactive_with_pep]

except you
you are so far from crappy
like
in another galaxy far, far away

[LOOK AT THAT STAR WARS PUN JUST FOR YOU PETER.]

me?
i couldn't even think of a goldfish name
you wanting me to come up with a persona is cute
but i will try

we can be bad together

which sounds like it could be fun
in bed
not rl

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm lucky to have good friends and family who have helped with that

[He is so proud and would say something but it worried she would say it was a Lord of the Rings reference or something and that would ruin the moment.]

I like it when you're bad :-)

[proactive_with_pep]

do you think they make a card i can get them that says, 'thanks for raising a perfect guy and not a jerk'?

i'm good at being bad for you

when you come out next time you can help me with the villain persona

maybe my supervillain power is trying to seduce superheroes to the bad side
do you think you could stop me from trying to woo you?

[whateveraspidercan]

You could make one. Send one to Aunt May, Ned, and MJ :-)

You are so good at it

Mmmm, I think so. I think I could resist

[proactive_with_pep]

consider it done ;)

you think so?
i can be very persuasive
you'd probably have to try really hard to resist
while at the same time having your hands all over me to keep me from having my way with you

(but with safe words in case you wanted to stop of course ❤️)

[whateveraspidercan]

I am very stalwart in the face of temptation

Or whatever part of herself that temptation directs toward me

If you didn't behave I'd have to discipline you

[proactive_with_pep]

what if temptation is absolutely naked?

or in really tight skirt and corset and heels?

aww
that is the cutest empty threat ever <3

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey!

I could totally discipline temptation like that!

[proactive_with_pep]

[attached is an OKAY SURE Jennifer Lawrence gif and that's it.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh it is so happening now!

[proactive_with_pep]

right
totally gonna happen








for the record
i love that you believe in yourself ;D <3

[whateveraspidercan]

You are so gonna get it!