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proactive_with_pep) wrote2018-08-19 10:13 am
proactive_with_pep) wrote2018-08-19 10:13 am
TFLN + GEN TEXTS + MEME OVERFLOW
She can slay many a thing but captcha is not one of them. Leave your baggage here.
She can slay many a thing but captcha is not one of them. Leave your baggage here.
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three is a lot
five is like half way to a football team i think?
we're both only children
while times it's not so bad
i always wanted a sibling
did you?
so our hypothetical baby would be able to crawl on walls then?
wait!
spiders have hundreds of babies
you don't think that could happen with your DNA right? or is that for girl spiders only?
idk really. fate i guess. there are potentials everywhere and they may or may not get called in their lifetime. once they reach a certain age the potential vanishes as Giles explained it to me
tbh i don't have any idea how the first Slayer came to be...but i should
they don't want you to get hurt is all
you're young
they're old farts
and you kinda like being bossed around
by me anyway
;)
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Why are you making me pick a number and then shaming me for the number you made me pick?!
I used to think about what it would be like to have sibling
But then I think about how hard that would have been on Uncle Ben and Aunt May
Lol... I would not give someone hundreds of babies Probably. I probably wouldn't
There has to be a way to unlock that potential. We already know it's possible to have two at a time, why not more? Like... the really messed up, scientifically curious part of me wonders if medically stopping someone's heart and then restarting it would "work" NOT THAT I WOULD EVER SUGGEST THAT BUT I AM JUST CURIOUS ACADEMICALLY!
I like when YOU boss me around. Not anyone else
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but i would also have 5 kids with you
if you wanted
you think it would have been hard for them if you had an older sibling? younger i can see how it could have been hard because you were young when you started to live with them
and i know text isn't the time for it but when you wanna tell me, or IF you ever wanna tell me i'd like to hear about your parents and any memories you have
i love you and wanna know everything about you
and i swear that sounds way less creepy when i say it out loud and not in text font
"i probably" doesn't help yanno. you can't control how many babies you give
like you said, a spell to make all potentials a Slayer? i don't think it works like that. it would have to be strong magic or an item with magic. and also a powerful witch or warlock would have to cast it and i only know Willow and Giles and Ethan. but he's not one we go to for nice magic or any magic because he's bad. super bad. costume wearing people changing bad. did i mention bad?
PETER! YOU JUST DID. you totally just suggested that. i mean not actually suggesting someone to try it on but there was suggestion nonetheless
is that safe to do? stopping someone's heart and bringing them back to life for science and not for general oops they're dead we have to save them? and we kinda know it works to an extent but it would have to be Faith's heart in any case i think
you should tell mister Stark and Captain Spangle Tight Pants that
be "hey! i only take orders from buffy so ask her first and she can tell me if she'll let me do the thing" ;)
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Next time we're in person I'd like to tell you about them. It's hard to talk about them but... they'd like you so it would kind of like them getting to know you
Well... maybe something to look into
What about stopping the Slayer spell?
I mean... they "kill" people medically. It's not 100% safe but they do it sometimes. But that seems like something the government would do to built a Slayer army
Mr. Stark would probably be proud and Captain America would be embarrassed
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even if you want to talk a little about them and then stop bec it's hard or you're not ready and talk about them again at a later point or date is fine <3
stopping it as in making no more? like Faith is where this ends?
...
do you think the government would do that? if they knew about Slayers and actual magical, not science made, powers
lol! don't actually say that ever to anyone. unless it's a thing you do not want to do! then i don't care about embarrassment either and will have your back
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Good thing that's the most common number to have at a time
Thanks for understanding. You're the best
Yeah. You and Faith would be the last ones.
Maybe? Maybe not ours but like... Hydra or something for sure.
I kind of want to tell it to someone? A lot of times I want to tell people lots of stuff about what we do because I'm so proud of it
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always <3
that sounds nice in theory but there's a reason we're here and as much as it sucks to do it at times we kinda have to be here. sure there are you guys, but even you guys didn't know about vampires and demons. i mean YOU do now but maybe higher ups in shield don't still?
fingers crossed hydra never finds out about slayers then!
you mean the hero stuff or the sexy stuff? i wanna tell xander and willow what we do too. the hero stuff only! they'd be floored i kinda help the famous Spider-Ma., even if it's just a little bit it's something :D
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But you should be given a choice. That shouldn't be forced on anyone
Uhhhh, both?
But next time we're out there we can tell them about the hero stuff. We can even mess with them a bit?
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i know it shouldn't, but what, we should have sign ups or tryouts for potentials? if they have the potential they can sign up and may the odds be ever in their favor?
look at you going kinda evil-ish! i am so in for messing with them! and vice versa if you wanna tell Ned and mess with him? what do you propose we do? i with Xander and Willow.
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I'm totally not the one having them grow inside my body and then get pushed out though
You mean like SHIELD or police or the military or fire fighters? I think people would volunteer
Well, what if I showed up as Spider-Man and flirted with you and you totally flirted back?
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i guess? but the Council would do it i guess? even tho i don't trust them at all, so maybe i could decide?
when you say flirt you mean words only or are you talking flirting with use of body parts? as in total gropage and making out flirting?
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Okay let's not freak ourselves over something that is like... way, way, way in the future
Why does the Council even get to make the choices?
Is it bad if I mean total gropage and making out flirting?
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idk but that's a REALLY good question i'm going to bring up to Giles. but not Wesley. he'd go run and tell the actual Council, the twerp
you're okay with me looking like a big hoe in front of my best friends?
. . .
because i totally am! 🤣 only since it's pretend and Spider-Man is actually YOU
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The answer to why is probably "because old dudes"
That doesn't make you a hoe!
And yeah, the only reason I'm okay with it too is because it's really me. lol
Are they going to think you've turned evil or something though?
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in Xander and Willow's eyes it should make me one! i'm with you and suddenly i'm making out and getting touchy-feely with a masked superhero? if you did that you'd be a hoe too. gender does not apply to hoes 😉
evil or a skank. maybe both? but it'll be worth it. they're going to love you all the more after this, so be prepared for 999,999 questions from Xander.
ooo! we should do this to Ned, too. but different. since i don't wear a mask and he doesn't know i'm a Slayer.
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Well Because we make sure other people can't mess with stuff.
Yesss. Is it bad that I'm excited to do this??
And we can totally get you a costume for when you come out here and we can mess with Ned.
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lol no. i'm excited too. just not sure if it's more for making out with you or for my friends finally getting to know who you are
the replica black widow one or cop one i have aren't going to work. although maybe catwoman or batgirl? that'd be kind of funny
does it make us a little bad for enjoying messing with our friends?
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I mean, we kind of do. It's one of the ways dudes are so crappy
You could come up with your own hero or villain persona?
If it does then it makes me a little bad too
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you are so far from crappy
like
in another galaxy far, far away
[LOOK AT THAT STAR WARS PUN JUST FOR YOU PETER.]
me?
i couldn't even think of a goldfish name
you wanting me to come up with a persona is cute
but i will try
we can be bad together
which sounds like it could be fun
in bed
not rl
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[He is so proud and would say something but it worried she would say it was a Lord of the Rings reference or something and that would ruin the moment.]
I like it when you're bad :-)
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i'm good at being bad for you
when you come out next time you can help me with the villain persona
maybe my supervillain power is trying to seduce superheroes to the bad side
do you think you could stop me from trying to woo you?
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You are so good at it
Mmmm, I think so. I think I could resist
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you think so?
i can be very persuasive
you'd probably have to try really hard to resist
while at the same time having your hands all over me to keep me from having my way with you
(but with safe words in case you wanted to stop of course ❤️)
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I am very stalwart in the face of temptation
Or whatever part of herself that temptation directs toward me
If you didn't behave I'd have to discipline you
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or in really tight skirt and corset and heels?
aww
that is the cutest empty threat ever <3
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